Just getting used to technology

Here is an important life lesson: iPods are NOT pillows. This I learned the hard way.

Elephantie just closed out of a site on here, the web, and looked for her iPod. (And this post is completely truthful, by the way) while I was laying on the couch. Elephantie was wondering if she lost it. Well, I stupidly lifted my head, and Elephantie saw her iPod, giggled and then said she loved me.


What is with these humans?

Deck the halls

Hey! Here's a carol for you :)

Just Lounging

Today I was just lounging with a tennis ball...
I named him Warton!

But then Warton's friends showed up!

Perfect timing. This always happens to my tennis balls.

Woof!

Weird

Hey, this is *sniff* Elephantie... Rex got lost. I may as well tell you that when I took him for a walk, he-


*Rex walks out of closet* What did I miss?

I told you to stay in the closet!

Ok, so..

So the world didn't end. The alpacas are really sad about that.

Woof!

Ya'll been wondering...

You guys have been wondering: What is a dog's favorite snack?
I know you have.
What?
Oh well... ~>:(

Well, I always like Crispy Cat Chips,

For breakfast, I eat Cat-O's

But cat cream....

You don't know what you're missing, cat-lovers!
Just don't go to any of my parties. Have no part of my parties. *winks*
You'd hate the refreshments.


Rex out! ;D

For le followers

To everyone who follows this blog;

If you are like me, and wish to view, become a follower!
Anyway, here is my gift to le viewers:



Hey. I know you're not a follower. So follow or LEAVE MEH PAGE!
Ok, I don't care. I chew on stuffed animals for amusement. Read! Go 'head!

You: What is it?

It's a One Free Post Request, of course! You comment, (I <3 comments) on a post theme, I do it! Win-win, I love comments, you get your own themed post!

Enjoy!
I can count on you, followers, to read this :)

Rex out!

New service

Cat-B-gone: Spray it on your cats and they WILL go away! *licks lips*
Secret formula in the can guarantees no cats within 10 miles of your house!

In case you can't see, the can is "Cat-b-gone."
But don't worry, next year I'll be over cats.

Elephantie is a pretty good photo editor!


Rex out! *salutes*

Notice

Check out this blog!


From my real life best friend!

Elephantie is MAD!

Elephantie is REALLY mad at me..

So, here's what happened:
Elephantie got to open a present early because it couldn't breathe in the box. It was (was) a kitten.
After naming it, Elephantie went to school the next day, and here's the scene:

But could someone tell her to get a hairless cat next time? *coughs*

The alpacalypse!

I heard the world is ending... from my good friends, the alpacas!

So, this is what I did to prepare:

Can you find me?

Get prepared in your stuffed animals!

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi! No one probably reads the bottom of this blog, but if you'll glance, the wait till my birthday and how old I am is below :)

Anyway, could someone please tell me what football is?

For Tiggerkat

This is for Cup the hamster and Tiggerkat :)

I request chopsticks.

Contest

Hi, so I was having an idea.. Actually it was Elephantie, so I'll let her tell it.

Since this blog gets more viewers than Animal Jam Kumquat, (what is that?)-a blog, Rex-I suppose I will post my Animal Jam Contest on both here and there.

The prize is a mystery :)

Here is the blog for more details :)

Anyway, post comments on THAT BLOG to enter, and I just hope some people comment.

:D

Important

Hi, this is Rex. You know that this is my signature,

but Elephantie is getting a signature of her own so she won't have to tell you when she posts. This is hers:

Yeah, go ahead and bookmark this page so you don't get mixed up what a post says something about having THUMBS.



I already posted my signature up there, so I don't have to add it now :)

A must-read

Since this is my most popular blog of 100+ pageviews, I suppose I shall share this with you here:

Elephantie is posting, by the way.

Step one: Tell your mom there is a bug on your computer.

Step two: Get her over here.

Step three: Watch her scream.

*EXTRA* For a better effect, drag the gif onto your desktop so your mom doesn't see these steps and know that it's fake. 

Hey, it worked for me!

Yeah. You're welcome.

If you need to L.o.l...

Hey! I'd just like to show a few pictures of my uncles, aunts, cousins, etc.... or just funny XD

Now, I went on I has a hotdog...

Hmm, Elephantie used to hate cats....

*Elephantie's note:  New respect.

Help?

Elephantie is having trouble with blogs. She only started yesterday, so if you know anything about blogging, help!

*Elephantie's note:

*embarrassing*

                                                                                                              

Yay!

OK, so my birthday party is coming up soon.

*Elephantie's note:
SOON?!!?

Yes, soon. February 7 (Elephantie, be quiet) is my birthday. I will have it on the 5,6 or the 8.
I can see it now....

Hey! I don't like vanilla!
*Elephantie's note
Well, you can't have chocolate.

>:|
We are having technical difficulties. I'll end this.
*Elephantie's note:GOODBYE!

Trust Elephantie to have the last word. Urghh, even if she made me a blog..

Uh-oh

So,today, I was bored again, and Elephantie left her nunchucks on the floor...

Yep. Uh-huh. AND I found a uniform.
I AM. the coolest dog on the block.

Bored!

Yes, so I am bored, so I made you a story!

Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.

*Elephantie's note
We can't read that.
Back to me:
Oh, get off my blog!

*Elephantie's note
Remember who MADE you this blog?

Back to me:
I'm suddenly not bored anymore.

Curse these paws!

Darn! I spelled my title wrong! I knew I should have gotten thumbs along the evolution line....

Edit: My awesome owner (who made me add that part) changed my title! Yay!

*Elephantie's note:
I feel so awesome. XD

Hi!

Hi! I am Rex the Border Collie! Welcome to my blog! I am a black and white border collie/german shephard. But the dog in the backround is not me.

Happy Birthday!

Wait, Elephantie told me that it is CHRISTMAS.
Merry Christmas!

OOH SQUIRREL!

*Elephantie's note:
Haha, I knew he'd never last.